He is an English Elf, you understand ?
Elegant, with an endearing smile, long hair, very composed and cool...

And he goes about the kitchen with a fly-swatter, sighing "I´m so glad I´m not a buddhist, or a Jain!"...Splat! Splat!"

The flies, flat on their backs, are no more.
R.I.P.

*grin*